I figured you were too pretty to be a print journalist.

So, this writing this is just something to keep you busy while your husband works, right?

Let me know if you’re ever free. We could use you as pedophile bait.

So, which congressman are you sleeping with?

With your set of interests, you’re going to make some man very happy someday.

I was expecting a man.

Oops, I think I gave you some tongue I meant for (coworker).

So, are you David’s secretary or something?

We all wish you’d wear skirts more often so we could see your legs.

You look better in person than you do in your profile picture.